{"title":"Gifts for Her","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe doesn't need another candle. She doesn't want a generic spa set. She wants something that actually sounds like her.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe frank. collection is built for the woman who has a point of view — and isn't shy about it. Bold bandanas, silk blend handkerchiefs, statement scarves, and cocktail napkins printed with the words everyone's thinking but nobody's saying out loud. Topics she knows well: menopause, online dating, politics, working, drinking, old age, and more.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery frank. piece is designed to be worn, used, and loved — not displayed on a shelf. Wear your words as a headband, a neck scarf, a pocket square, or a bag accessory. Set them out at a gathering and start the conversation. 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