{"title":"Menopause Gifts","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot flashes. Night sweats. Brain fog. The complete restructuring of what you will and will not tolerate. If you know, you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe frank. menopause collection says everything she's been thinking but too polite to announce. Bandanas, handkerchiefs, and cocktail napkins printed with the full, unfiltered experience of menopause — not the wellness-speak version. The real version.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese aren't sympathy gifts. They're solidarity gifts. The kind that say: I see exactly what you're going through. I'm not going to pretend it's cute. And I got you something that finally says it out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone navigating perimenopause, menopause, surgical menopause, or the post-menopause era where she has officially stopped softening her point of view. Gifted for birthdays, just-because Tuesdays, or any day she needs to know she's not alone in this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePair multiple pieces for the ultimate menopause survival gift set. Because she deserves more than a candle that says \"breathe.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"menopause-bandana","title":"Fuck Menopause Bandana 75gsm | Irreverent Menopause Gift | frank.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot flashes. Night sweats. The complete loss of patience for things that don't matter. 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Fuck Menopause Cocktail Napkin says what every woman in that room is thinking — whether they're in perimenopause, full menopause, or the post-menopause era where they have officially run out of patience for pretending it's not a whole thing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA perfect hostess gift, menopause survival kit addition, or party supply for any gathering of women who are done being polite about hot flashes. Pair with our Fuck Menopause Bandana or Handkerchief for the ultimate gift set.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6.5 x 6.5 inches. 3-ply recycled paper. Eco-friendly food-safe inks. 100% compostable. Made in USA. 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Bold, honest, and deeply cathartic to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 90gsm weight gives this bandana a substantial feel — great for wearing as a headband, tying to a bag, or folding into a pocket square with some structure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect gift for any woman navigating perimenopause, menopause, or the glorious post-menopause phase where she has officially stopped pretending. Birthdays, just-because gifts, or menopause survival kits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e24 x 24 inches. 100% cotton. 90gsm weight. 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