{"product_id":"fuck-menopause-bandana-90-gsm","title":"Fuck Menopause Bandana 90gsm | Funny Menopause Gift | frank.","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHot flashes. Night sweats. Brain fog. The complete evaporation of patience for anything that doesn't spark joy. If you know, you know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe frank. Fuck Menopause Bandana in 90gsm is a heavier-weight, 24x24 inch 100% cotton bandana printed with everything the menopause experience actually feels like. Bold, honest, and deeply cathartic to wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 90gsm weight gives this bandana a substantial feel — great for wearing as a headband, tying to a bag, or folding into a pocket square with some structure.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect gift for any woman navigating perimenopause, menopause, or the glorious post-menopause phase where she has officially stopped pretending. Birthdays, just-because gifts, or menopause survival kits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e24 x 24 inches. 100% cotton. 90gsm weight. Machine washable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frank","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52462283719023,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/8626\/8527\/files\/Fuck_Menopause_Orange_Bandana.jpg?v=1769718148","url":"https:\/\/shopfrankirl.com\/products\/fuck-menopause-bandana-90-gsm","provider":"Frank","version":"1.0","type":"link"}