{"product_id":"old-age-bandana","title":"Fuck Old Age Bandana | Funny Aging Gift Bandana | frank.","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect FU to old age, and your go-to gift for any birthday over 40? 50? 60? You decide! \u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNobody asked for the aches, the forgetting, the suddenly caring about fiber. And yet we all get here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe 'frank.' Fuck Old Age Bandana is for anyone aging with a sense of humor about the whole thing — which is really the only way to do it. Right? Wear it as a headband, tie it to your bag, or give it to someone whose birthday is approaching and needs some levity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e24x24 inches of soft, durable 100% cotton printed with the collective feeling of everyone over 40 who has ever had a knee make a sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect birthday gift for the person who doesn't want a card that says \"age is just a number\" — they want one that tells it like it is.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e24 x 24 inches. 100% cotton. Machine washable.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Frank","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52285579198831,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/8626\/8527\/files\/Fuck_Old_Age_Bandana.jpg?v=1769722812","url":"https:\/\/shopfrankirl.com\/products\/old-age-bandana","provider":"Frank","version":"1.0","type":"link"}