Fuck Old Age Bandana | Funny Aging Gift Bandana | frank.

The perfect FU to old age, and your go-to gift for any birthday over 40? 50? 60? You decide! 

Nobody asked for the aches, the forgetting, the suddenly caring about fiber. And yet we all get here.

The 'frank.' Fuck Old Age Bandana is for anyone aging with a sense of humor about the whole thing — which is really the only way to do it. Right? Wear it as a headband, tie it to your bag, or give it to someone whose birthday is approaching and needs some levity.

24x24 inches of soft, durable 100% cotton printed with the collective feeling of everyone over 40 who has ever had a knee make a sound.

The perfect birthday gift for the person who doesn't want a card that says "age is just a number" — they want one that tells it like it is.

24 x 24 inches. 100% cotton. Machine washable.